January 2012
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
me: *scrolling through facebook*
dad: what's wrong?
me: nothing this is just my facebook expression
December 2011
Deαr Twilight, Our Chαrlie works with drαgons -...
touchthetop:
Oh..wow…I totally never realized-..WOAH.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
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glee
finn: i love youj rachal
rachel: i love oyu too rachel
kurt: i haeve the gay all of you come have the gay wiht me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /roll
puck: i love old women
mr schue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
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p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
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Set Fire to the Rain
tyleroakley:
God bless the Internet.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: lizzie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: lizzie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: lizziw
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: lizziew
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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